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Rarity and I are walking down the dirt road to a coffee shop, which is great so I can wake up a bit faster and I'll lose the appearence of looking tired. A building comes into view, the whole building is paintend in a moderate blue color and just above the entrence, is what looks like a massive coffee mug. Rarity says "Here we are. What kind of coffee would you like?" with a smile. I think for a split second and I say "Um... how about a large coffee with two sugars and some milk?" Rarity says "Sure, I'll be right back out." and she trots into the coffee shop. I hear from behined me "Excuess me." I turn around and I see two ponies. One po

     She pointed at the door and continued to yell at him, “…you want to fuck your secretary that’s fine by me, but you won’t do it and live here too.  NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!”     He balked at the door and tried to get a word in edgewise, “But dear, be reasonable-“     She didn’t say another word but grabbed a lamp off the end-table; yanking it so hard that it pulled the outlet loose from the wall.  She spun back to face him and in a single motion hurled it at his head with all her might.  His eye’s boggled for a split second and he only just barely ducked out of the way.  It passed

I suspect every last pony at the GGG had gathered in the courtyard to watch the duel. Ponies were absolutely everywhere. Blueblood himself was standing in the middle of a large clearing, which would likely serve as the battlefield. As I drew near, he smirked, "Our weapons should arrive shortly. But you may forfeit anytime." I replied with my arms crossed without looking directly at him, "Only cowards recommend their opponent forfeit." This prompted a glare from Blueblood, but he spoke no words. "Weee! What's going on down there?!" I heard Pinkie Pie shout from somewhere above me. I looked up and noticed a balcony above the courtyard with Tw

"You can't honesty expect me to go, let alone consider running off yourself Twilight!" Applejack said irritably "Ive got to look after little Applebloom and harvest the apples, it's getting to be that time of year!" "You mean your willing to pass up such an opportunity as to travel the galaxy!" Twilight Gasped. Rarity whipped her hair back from her head. "I say, I would make a fine ships counciler, I find that a pony's mood is often contingent upon their clothes, ooh, the things that I could do aboard that Enterprise, the personalities I could meet, the fashions I could learn of!" Rarity put her hoof up to her head and collapsed on the grou